capitolympia:

"That place that always burns down"

capitolympia:

"That place that always burns down"

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

lostboys5sos:

thetremblingofmyhand:

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES

(Source: pewdiepiefaces)

idioticteen:

harrystyls:

what is white culture

clapping after an airplane lands

Susan got me a beautiful gift already! Good luck keeping up with her, nerds.

Susan got me a beautiful gift already! Good luck keeping up with her, nerds.

the-goddamazon:

OH MY GOD

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

llieo:

holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway

(Source: tansma)

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

people who don’t think platonic kissing can be a thing are Sad and Wrong don’t invite them to parties

My hurr is so fluffy I’m gonna die

My hurr is so fluffy I’m gonna die

howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

(Source: sadgi)

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