I impulsively bought strawberries so I just haaaad to make whipped cream and get pound cake.
everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.
*has a comfy bed*
*lays on flip flop*
Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via samuraifuckingfrog)
this patoot greeted me when I got home
My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
this is too accurate
*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*
*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*
Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate
Also good for the kids. They encourage having slow readers read to the family pets. A dog will listen to a kid read a whole book one damn sssyl-la——-ble at a time, and it will never get frustrated, or correct their pronunciation, or start playing Angry Bird because it can’t stand listening to the slowness any more. The dog will look at the kid approvingly, because, human. Human is talking. Human is interacting.
So this is a great win-win.
i am a 26 year old man and this almost made me cry
smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.
This, this and more this!
look at the last pic help
I like to reblog puppy pictures for followers who might be having a rough day because hell, how can you frown when puppy so cute.
Lights - Up We Go (2014 Single)
please buy it on itunes :)
The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard.
YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!
I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD
I said that this couldn’t be that great.
I was so wrong.