GAME DAY #gocougs
zumie got adopted and my life is over
"I’ve never even heard of you flirting with a girl, but you always say you’re pan."
Yo. I like peeps, not boys and girls. Sliiight difference. That and when a girl finds out you aren’t just into girls they run like the plague. Dudes however flock to you. It’s disgusting.
Everyone always jokes about Batman and his hard on for justice, but have you ever even skimmed a Wonder Woman comic? Like damn gurl.
Helpful hint boys: girls don’t like it when you hit on them using their race. I won’t take your shit.
Midnight thoughts (I’m so stupid)
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember
is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world